Introduction...

My name is Dan and I know Cony, and you don't. Yes, Cony is a name, rare as it sounds. I met Cony at an ice cream stand on Locust last summer. I asked, "who are you?" and he said, "Cony". I scorned, "balogna!", but he looked at me with a straight face and said, "nope, Cony." Cony ain't a bad guy, he asked me to be his friend and I said o.k., but only if he promised that he is the coolest person ever. And he assured me he was. Then I told him my mission, which I have never told anyone before... "Cony, I trust you like a brother..." "you've known me for about 6 seconds" "... ya but I'm sure I don't have a brother, so if it turns out I actually do, I know him just as well as I know you! Anyways, there has been a terrible disaster." "What?" he asked. "I'm afraid somebody stole my i.d." He rudely responded, "Well, that doesn't sound like a disaster dude, just get a new one." I then told him, "ya good point, but anyways the other thing was I was framed for a murder and now the Ninja group, N.I.N.J.A is after me!" Cony paused... "Well then we must destroy the ninjas and get your i.d. back, and then we will finish this ice cream." "Thanks Cony! I know you can defeat the ninjas..."

Do you know Cony? - Be sure to read chapter one early next week...